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1 day, cows ass out of a problem, ask \Ass brains, or not answer. Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou it!
2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a chimney meters, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, but to Advancer. Finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
5. One said, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a Shandong sea bread and two cans of chicken, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], remove the equipment ready to eat. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: \have to wait for me to come back! can not go back on Oh! \
Turtle Mom: \a! \Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start. Is preparing to open out to eat cake ... ... Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: \twenty-five years, until I finally had it! I hate most people lie to me!
6. small Xin: Daddy,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], why my name there are three payment? Dad: your life in the lack of gold,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], it's called Xin, like some life in the water to take named Miao, and some life in the absence of wood called Forest. small Xin: Dad, you say that Guo Jingjing and her sister what life in the missing?
7. a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart. of the man said: I am Valley Division of the birds, not as you listen.
men really than hear. Thus, women In \8. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. after 2 hours. snail has not come back. turtle anxious cursed: *** I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: you he Mom to say I'm not going!
9. somebody keep a pig, trouble,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], abandoned, then know that return pig, the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family , asked: \\\all fall down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for \A student stood up and said: \\\\\\eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming: \\Here it? \No, ah ... ... \: \\times the rain, the first 4 days following the next 3 days the second time!
Huaguoshan you been? I had very bad in heaven, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, Tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
beef noodle soup here is very delicious, Maybe you can come with us to eat hot pot restaurants West!
your sister give birth to the Goddess of Mercy because students do not know the man or woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I sent you the clothes you get it? afraid when I go to send overweight, so put the buttons cut pocket in the clothes!
is late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or urine does not come out to be difficult here by the!
P. S had wanted to You send money, but the envelope has been glued!
17. a patient to the doctor complaining of dyspepsia: I recently very normal, what pulling eat, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to recover normal? doctors silent for a moment,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], that you can only eat shit out.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: \he losing money these days the streets have been dug for the open road, he can not help but sigh, \Straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? ant said: \themselves into two went to play badminton, earthworms, a good mother think this way, put yourself into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought, put yourself into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried : \Will die cut so broken! \