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Wysłany: Pon 16:08, 10 Sty 2011 Temat postu: Brutal wife Quotations |
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About unreasonable
Husband: You do not unreasonable.
wife: and you and I never listen to reason is not unreasonable to place family,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], say you're a guy, I called you a husband, of course you have to let me.
husband about money: After I earned in proportion to you, and I earn too much to stay too much, for this initiative.
wife: good.
Husband: I'll give you what percentage?
wife: one hundred and twenty percent
on sleeping husband: You are so small a person, how to account for children that the earth?
Wife: Of course, I have to stand up, have to stretch it!
wife on the water: her husband, I want to drink!
Husband: I'll keep on doing.
Husband: hey, this cup is not in your hand Well, did not see?
wife: Yes, I just want you to me.
wife on the idea: Let's go play.
Husband: Well, you say where to go where
wife: If I have an idea and you also!
Husband: I'm out of ideas you from not agree.
wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea Yes, it is perfunctory, you have to constantly have an idea, until I am satisfied so far.
wife on the phone: Why do not you call me? !
Husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call, the results I waited a day, or I'll call you.
wife: I did, but I changed my mind. Zhang said: Women have the privilege to change his mind.
husband: Do you change your mind did not tell me it!
wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart is not interlinked.
wife on the clothes: the clothes look good?
husband: good-looking.
wife: you turn me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home!
wife: that clothes look good?
husband: does not look good.
wife: you will not want to buy me!
take things on his wife: the bag you carry it with me.
Husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it?
wife: I was holding it for you,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! Several pounds 100 you can do, I get something better than what you get more weight?
wife on the mood: I work on the bad mood, will reduce the quality of our marriage.
husband: I feel not good work.
wife: your mind with the ability to be stronger than me, because you are smaller than my big heart than I should!
on domestic
husband: We divide the job into home.
Wife: Well, first of all, be a man and doing dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... ...
husband: this right.
Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, electric irons ... ...
husband: this ... ... OK!
wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy groceries, utility bills, take what the newspaper ... ...
Husband: OK, OK, you're doing?
Wife: Do not worry ah. So much smoke in the kitchen, can destroy the skin, and cooking with your kid.
Husband: You tell me you do it.
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ...
husband on gender equality: equality of men and said, we also have equality at home is not equal?
wife: line Yeah, you men bully bullying woman several years, we have to bully you for thousands of years, do not worry, and then a few thousand years, our family had to equality.
wife of happiness: You married me, is not it happy?
husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work, toss the same old people, how happy I am you?
wife: This is your happy ah. I am not unreasonable, if I sacrifice myself to you tolerant contrasting it? I do not work to develop out of you, hearts are more than body, your ability is not good. I toss one that more colorful your life, your look, your marriage like other people's homes so monotonous.
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