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(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
Submitted by: Jillian H.
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Submitted by: Monirul Hassan
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A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."
Submitted by: Anonymous
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A man is talking to God.
She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
Submitted by: Freshteh Sadeghi
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Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
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An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
Submitted by: Willaim Greaves
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A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], of course.
A: Great! I never could before!
Submitted by: Fred
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Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"